forcegalactic: (dum dee dum)
The Barkeep ([personal profile] forcegalactic) wrote in [personal profile] antitrust 2015-11-11 02:02 pm (UTC)

[On Wednesday, Mordecai sends a letter folded neatly in half with the words "THANK YOU" written in cursive on the outside. Common courtesy dictates that a thank you note be written to someone who sends a gift, even if they are the reason for your miserable situation. Rules are rules.]

Dear Conductor,

I would like to thank you for your generous gift of beer yesterday. It was something we all needed after the announcement, which I still do not appreciate in the slightest, but the timing could not have been better. I hope this kind of situation doesn't happen again.

Thank you,

Universal

P.S. I enjoyed the black croissant I got from the machine. Is there a recipe?

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