[On Wednesday, Mordecai sends a letter folded neatly in half with the words "THANK YOU" written in cursive on the outside. Common courtesy dictates that a thank you note be written to someone who sends a gift, even if they are the reason for your miserable situation. Rules are rules.]
Dear Conductor,
I would like to thank you for your generous gift of beer yesterday. It was something we all needed after the announcement, which I still do not appreciate in the slightest, but the timing could not have been better. I hope this kind of situation doesn't happen again.
Thank you,
Universal
P.S. I enjoyed the black croissant I got from the machine. Is there a recipe?
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Dear Conductor,
I would like to thank you for your generous gift of beer yesterday. It was something we all needed after the announcement, which I still do not appreciate in the slightest, but the timing could not have been better. I hope this kind of situation doesn't happen again.
Thank you,
Universal
P.S. I enjoyed the black croissant I got from the machine. Is there a recipe?