LETTERS

[antitrust]

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[antitrust]

The nails will be restocked, have patience.

Your request for somewhere to keep the deceased individuals' belongings will be granted by Tuesday.

A heart attack would not count as murder unless one of you deliberately induced the heart attack. Otherwise that would be some sort of accident or...I don't know, a medical emergency? I'm not sure how to classify that but it wouldn't be murder. (And for the sake of clarification, not saving someone who is having a heart attack doesn't count as murder either. It counts as questionable, should you know how and refuse to do so, but it isn't murder - there is no duty to rescue in the Academy.)

Acquiescent kept his particular abilities because they were inherent to his species. I can't speak for yours or be entirely certain what happened there, but it seems that when you were brought here the physiologically human individuals among here were rendered closer to the general accepted standard of human normal. That's the closest thing to an explanation I have at this time; I'm still looking into it.

Relentless' room key is in the mail room; Sovereign can retrieve it there.

You don't have to sleep in your own room if you don't want to. As long as you're sleeping in the dorms, it's acceptable.

...Do you seriously need condoms?

Your request for underwear will be granted by Tuesday.

[zomgboom]

[Still no chicken requests on Monday. It's almost like she's forgotten.

Except for, you know, that petition on the fridge.]

how did you get matches so fast but nails have taken like a week

do you really want to know if I need the condoms or not you should probably just give them to me

hey why is it that you're granting my request for a place to put the stuff i stole is that encouraged or something

ashley really does need like calm music or something she's SO UNCHILL i'm worried about her

so what are you wearing

why is it that you know some stuff and not other stuff like you know that some of these people are missing memories or whatever but you don't know about the biology thing

ok so i know you weren't gonna grant my request for a smoothie but can i have enough ice cream for everyone i feel like ice cream is a dessert that says "trust me"

you're not really the villain are you do you even want to be watching over us

i'm sorry i was rude to you last week but you know i was kind of upset and stuff and i'm still angry but i don't think i should be angry at you exactly

what do you get out of all this

i don't really understand what the point of this is anymore like I thought you were just some supervillain or something but you've been kind of nice to me

is that stockholm syndrome talking or are you really not all that bad

please help us

[antitrust]

Before I answer your question regarding why I'm allowing you to have somewhere to keep the deceased's belongings, may I ask you why you steal from the dead?

There are a lot of reasons why I don't know everything; I think the most relevant one is that I'm only human and only one person besides. I know a lot about a lot of things, but it's hardly realistic to think that I would know everything.

You don't have to apologize to me for being rude; I understand why such things have been happening. But the apology is noted and appreciated anyway.

Unfortunately, though, I can't help you.

[zomgboom]

[Ah. After that motive, she's a little annoyed at the Conductor, but she doesn't have it in her to make inane requests. Instead, the entire chicken petition has been shoved into the suggestions box.]

THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN: GIVE US CHICKENS

also i steal stuff for different reasons like i stole kaneki's stuff b/c he's dead but i have his stuff so it's w/e but i stole reaver's stuff b/c he's a now answer my question

[antitrust]

I don't encourage theft, per se, but I encourage remembering the dead.

There will be something prepared for you on the lower floor by the end of the weekend.

[zomgboom]

[. . . You shouldn't have told her she might be getting chickens.]

when's the weekend????? IS IT NOW CAN IT BE NOW

you're my least disliked villain right now

oh hey are you still working on the nails i just wanted to make sure you didn't forget

also why did the one guy get beer but i asked for alcohol and you didn't give me any

oh!!! thx for the trunk and underwear btw it's good

how do i get more coins so i can put them in the machine and get more stuff