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The Conductor ([personal profile] antitrust) wrote2015-11-02 07:46 am

Mole Check-In

On Monday morning, when Blue awakens in her room, the following letter can be found in a conspicuous location on her desk.

Miss Blue,

From what I've seen of you, you seem to be a clever, resourceful girl; you're incredibly strong-willed, and I've no doubt that you're eager to return home. While I can't terminate the exercise early without due process being followed in order to do it, what I can offer you is some degree of security or comfort for the duration.

I'm willing to grant you whatever you ask for – if it's material items you want, if they're available to me I can try to obtain them for you; if it's information you're seeking, regarding either this situation or the situation back home, I can offer you that as well. As long as it's within reason, I'll give you whatever you ask for.

However, nothing comes for free; in exchange for these favors, I'll ask you to give me something in return. It's nothing terrible, just a bit of information – if someone is talking about causing trouble or otherwise interfering with the exercise, or if they're deviating terribly far from some sort of normal routine, I would like to know about it.

I'm willing to help you get through this to the best of my ability. If you believe that to be worth it, I'll look forward to hearing from you in the near future. Just leave letters in the box at your convenience; once per week would be preferable.

Do consider this offer carefully; it's not one that I would extend to most.

- The Conductor
withabigsmile: (nope already thinking about it)

[personal profile] withabigsmile 2015-11-11 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[...You're a piece of shit, conductor.]

Mister Conductor,

Why are there different types of dogs? Aren't they supposed to be one species? If they're different, then what are animals supposed to be?

Is a chicken a kind of dog?

And in that case, let me ask something different! How many more of us are going to die?


[Since apparently it's possible for us all to make it out of here... While dying. What the hell?]
withabigsmile: (the heck is going on here)

[personal profile] withabigsmile 2015-11-13 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Suddenly she absolutely does not want chickens, why did she sign up for them.]

Mister Conductor,

Animals really are weird! Too bad you guys don't have Pokémon.

And you know what I mean! Is there ever going to be an end to this? No one's actually going to accept living in here forever.


[Especially not her.]

What's the point to all of this, anyway? From the looks of it, you just really like seeing people die.