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dynamic requests for the conductor to stop being aa
dynamic requests her
dynamic requests fresh pasta
dynamic requests that dio be ordered to go shirtless 24/7
dyanmic requests something to sharpen the knives in the kitchen with
dynamic requests a swiss army knife
dynamic requests a smoothie
dynamic requests the fridge be stocked with coke
dynamic requests kaneki be given a hug
dynamic requests a picture of thor
dynamic requests a pet robot
dynamic requests that tea be outlawed
dynamic requests fridays be party night
dynamic requests that everyone be given a pet chicken
dynamic thinks you should have brought monica instead
dynamic is gonna keep doing this until you let her go
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Enjoy your stay.
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can i have a video camera
the ballroom would be way cooler if we had a disco ball
dynamic still thinks quality of life would improve if dio was shirtless
logan said the pet chickens were a good idea can we have them if i make everyone agree
dynamic needs coke for medical reasons like EXTREME BOREDOM
please restock the matches there aren't any in the store room
also we're fresh out of gunpowder
think about it you could have brought monica and she'd be all responsible and
hey can i have a blender so i can make my own smoothie
if we can't have chickens can i get a pony
dynamic requests party decorations
dynamic requests kaneki be given an ugly christmas sweater
you know those picture books with the gold can i get some for rakka she seems like she'd like those
yo
fight me
do you know the captain's real name
define murder
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There will be more matches in the morning; have patience and try not to hoard them this time.
If you require another school uniform, I ask that you provide a valid reason as to why such a thing is necessary. That one may actually be granted if you require it.
I know the real names of several captains, but I can't say that I know which one you're referring to. Care to clarify?
Murder is defined as the premeditated killing of another proven sentient being. (Normally "the premeditated killing of another human," but I'm not going to discriminate against Dauntless and any others that may not satisfy that definition.)
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Make a coherent argument for it and I'll see what can be done.
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BLESSED.
On Sunday, there are also no requests for chickens. She's luring you into a false sense of security - except for the part where she shoved more asinine requests into the box.]
shirtless dio
hey we're out of nails can we have more
i need a shelf for all the stuff i stole from the dead people
or another trunk if you only have those w/e
ashley needs a yoga mat so she can chill out i thinks she's gonna give herself a heart attack
would a heart attack count as a murder
oh right about the captain thing i mean THE captain you know the one on my team i just figure since you know all this stuff about us then you must be omni-whatever
why did kaneki get to keep his powers but i lost mine that's straight up dumb
wait does it have to do with murder CAN I HAVE MY POWERS BACK IF I MURDER SOMEONE WITH THEM
hey do you have the dead guy's room key logan wanted it
can i get clarification on the rule about sleeping like if logan was creepy and slept in the dead guy's room he wouldn't be punished right
can i order pizza through you
seriously can we get a disco ball it's so boring here
alcohol is necessary for my very bored brain
i need condoms for reasons
remember how i wanted another school uniform well it's fine but i need more underwear otherwise i'm just gonna go commando all the time in those maid outfits
do you have a crossdressing maid fetish is that why kaneki had all those maid costumes
cannibal crossdressing barista maid fetish OK OR WAS THAT THE DEAD GUY'S DEAL I MEAN
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Your request for somewhere to keep the deceased individuals' belongings will be granted by Tuesday.
A heart attack would not count as murder unless one of you deliberately induced the heart attack. Otherwise that would be some sort of accident or...I don't know, a medical emergency? I'm not sure how to classify that but it wouldn't be murder. (And for the sake of clarification, not saving someone who is having a heart attack doesn't count as murder either. It counts as questionable, should you know how and refuse to do so, but it isn't murder - there is no duty to rescue in the Academy.)
Acquiescent kept his particular abilities because they were inherent to his species. I can't speak for yours or be entirely certain what happened there, but it seems that when you were brought here the physiologically human individuals among here were rendered closer to the general accepted standard of human normal. That's the closest thing to an explanation I have at this time; I'm still looking into it.
Relentless' room key is in the mail room; Sovereign can retrieve it there.
You don't have to sleep in your own room if you don't want to. As long as you're sleeping in the dorms, it's acceptable.
...Do you seriously need condoms?
Your request for underwear will be granted by Tuesday.
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Except for, you know, that petition on the fridge.]
how did you get matches so fast but nails have taken like a week
do you really want to know if I need the condoms or not you should probably just give them to me
hey why is it that you're granting my request for a place to put the stuff i stole is that encouraged or something
ashley really does need like calm music or something she's SO UNCHILL i'm worried about her
so what are you wearing
why is it that you know some stuff and not other stuff like you know that some of these people are missing memories or whatever but you don't know about the biology thing
ok so i know you weren't gonna grant my request for a smoothie but can i have enough ice cream for everyone i feel like ice cream is a dessert that says "trust me"
you're not really the villain are you do you even want to be watching over us
i'm sorry i was rude to you last week but you know i was kind of upset and stuff and i'm still angry but i don't think i should be angry at you exactly
what do you get out of all this
i don't really understand what the point of this is anymore like I thought you were just some supervillain or something but you've been kind of nice to me
is that stockholm syndrome talking or are you really not all that bad
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There are a lot of reasons why I don't know everything; I think the most relevant one is that I'm only human and only one person besides. I know a lot about a lot of things, but it's hardly realistic to think that I would know everything.
You don't have to apologize to me for being rude; I understand why such things have been happening. But the apology is noted and appreciated anyway.
Unfortunately, though, I can't help you.
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THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN: GIVE US CHICKENS
also i steal stuff for different reasons like i stole kaneki's stuff b/c he's dead but i have his stuff so it's w/e but i stole reaver's stuff b/c he's a
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There will be something prepared for you on the lower floor by the end of the weekend.
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when's the weekend????? IS IT NOW CAN IT BE NOW
you're my least disliked villain right now
oh hey are you still working on the nails i just wanted to make sure you didn't forget
also why did the one guy get beer but i asked for alcohol and you didn't give me any
oh!!! thx for the trunk and underwear btw it's good
how do i get more coins so i can put them in the machine and get more stuff