LETTERS

[antitrust]

If you have something to drop into the suggestion box, this is where it goes! Either shoot me a link to the comment/thread where it was done ICly, or comment directly with whatever it is you'd like to send off!

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[antitrust]

Universal,

...I'm sorry, what?

Don't misunderstand me, I understand how chickens work, but it's more the assertion that there's some sort of legitimate petition for chickens floating around - exactly how many signatures does this request have affixed to it?

- Conductor

[forcegalactic]

Dear Conductor,

The last time I counted, there were fifteen, but judging from how everyone likes this idea, there's going to be more by the time she sends it to you. Even Logan Sovereign thinks it's a good idea.

I tried reasoning with her, but I don't think she'll ever change her mind until she gets that chicken.

Regards,
Universal

[antitrust]

Universal,

...If nothing else, I appreciate the advance warning. Check the refrigerator tomorrow.

- Conductor

[forcegalactic]

[On Wednesday, Mordecai sends a letter folded neatly in half with the words "THANK YOU" written in cursive on the outside. Common courtesy dictates that a thank you note be written to someone who sends a gift, even if they are the reason for your miserable situation. Rules are rules.]

Dear Conductor,

I would like to thank you for your generous gift of beer yesterday. It was something we all needed after the announcement, which I still do not appreciate in the slightest, but the timing could not have been better. I hope this kind of situation doesn't happen again.

Thank you,

Universal

P.S. I enjoyed the black croissant I got from the machine. Is there a recipe?

[antitrust]

Universal,

It wasn't a gift so much as it was that I believe in rewarding those who provide information for me, knowingly or not. If anything, I should be thanking you.

As for the croissant, I'm sure there's a recipe somewhere.

- Conductor